Jermaine Swag Captain Cook
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shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

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Do you ever have extensive daydreams in which you invent an entire alternate life/universe for yourself?　

(Source: tightinvocabulary)

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tagged as:
# omFG
# favorite
# bless
# gr8
# me
# same
# bff
    me in public being a true rusher: maKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT, DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE, WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME, SATAN SAYS, SELL YOUR SOULS, FOR CONCERT TICKETS, STUPID HOES, WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME!
    -body begins to tremble, mouth forms foam, eyes turn pitch black, the skies roar with thunder, the ground opens up, a legion of demons crawl from under to wreak havoc on the streets, a million alaskan klee kai's fall from heaven and poop all over people running for their lives. IT'S CHAOS. IT'S MADNESS. IT'S ANARCHY. OH GOD THE HORROR, THE ANGUISH, THE SCREAMS FOR HELP-
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(Source: sweetlikebettycrocker)

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200 pictures of Cher  → 23/200

200 pictures of Cher  → 23/200

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thechildrensplace:

i wanna go to a playground with someone

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(Source: sweethearts-and-sugarcubes)

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Liam singing into the camera on stage ♥

(Source: the-charming-type)

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ifyoulike-chevyimpalas: HOLY SHIT WhY Am I LAuGhung sO HADr

ifyoulike-chevyimpalas:

HOLY SHIT WhY Am I LAuGhung sO HADr

sam's a fag